who ordered take out pizza at the movies?
"Excuse me, pardon, me, 'scuse me."
Pizza delivery boy shades eyes and calls out:
"Is there a party named Smith present?"
Shhhh say the annoyed movie goers.
"Ah there you are. I know you're watching Brad Pitt, but here's the large Pepperoni you ordered. That'll be sixteen bucks..."
(Yes, that is Jacob running to the car.)