Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Midlife Physical for Life Insurance

Besides all this crazy internal growth, apparently my forties are my chance to catch up to my female peers.

I grew half an inch this year... in height! I'm now a towering 5'3".

I gained a cup size. Victoria's Secret, here I come.

My feet shrunk a half size: from a 7 to a 6 and a 1/2.

WTF?

I knew I was a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.

Whoever said the forties were the second adolescence got it right.

10 comments:

Kansas Bob said...

Too much information :)

julieunplugged said...

Oh gosh, Bob. Sorry. I'll leave my feet out of it next time. :)

Ampersand said...

hawt!

Dave said...

Oh come on, Bob! We're all adults here. I know I can handle it.

And I'm pretty sure that chemical enhancements had nothing to do with it.

Kansas Bob said...

You and those chemicals Dave :)

Jon said...

Works for me! (devilish grin)

rmkton said...

Jon..the feet or the cup size? nevermind...I don't need to know that ;<)

R. Michael

julieunplugged said...

michael, in case it wasn't more apparent, Jon is my husband. :) So probably.... both!

Julie

Carrie said...

This is a hoot! I've never heard of growing in your forties. You definitely break the mold, Julie!

rmkton said...

LOL...I did know that. I was just being "cheeky" as the Brits would say.