Besides all this crazy internal growth, apparently my forties are my chance to catch up to my female peers.
I grew half an inch this year... in height! I'm now a towering 5'3".
I gained a cup size. Victoria's Secret, here I come.
My feet shrunk a half size: from a 7 to a 6 and a 1/2.
I knew I was a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.
Whoever said the forties were the second adolescence got it right.