So my 15 year old daughter is on IM the other day and this new guy she met at a show is on too. Here's how it went down:
Him: Hey, I saw you last night at the show.
Her: Yeah, that was me.
Him: You're pretty.
Her: Uh, okay.
Him: Wanna hang out?
Her: Maybe.
Him: Can you come over to my house this afternoon? We can make-out on the couch.
Her: No way! I'm not a slut. I don't even know you!
Him: Okay... then you wanna come over and play Uno?
Quick on his keypad, eh?
3 comments:
He probably has a selection of "can't miss" pick up lines ready to pull from a drop-down menu. Like prefab emoticons or something...
Pretty funny what we can pick up when we steal a glance at our kids' chat boxes!
Actually, she reported this one to me. She got such a kick out of it! :)
Does crack me up, though, to go from making out to Uno. Like, yeah....
Great story...
"UNO" (if you know what I mean...)
Oh, by the way...
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