Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Midlife Physical for Life Insurance

Besides all this crazy internal growth, apparently my forties are my chance to catch up to my female peers.

I grew half an inch this year... in height! I'm now a towering 5'3".

I gained a cup size. Victoria's Secret, here I come.

My feet shrunk a half size: from a 7 to a 6 and a 1/2.

WTF?

I knew I was a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.

Whoever said the forties were the second adolescence got it right.
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10 comments:

  1. kc bob5/7/08, 7:56 PM

    Too much information :)

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  2. Unknown5/7/08, 8:22 PM

    Oh gosh, Bob. Sorry. I'll leave my feet out of it next time. :)

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  3. Ampersand5/7/08, 8:24 PM

    hawt!

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  4. David Blakeslee5/7/08, 8:27 PM

    Oh come on, Bob! We're all adults here. I know I can handle it.

    And I'm pretty sure that chemical enhancements had nothing to do with it.

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  5. kc bob5/7/08, 8:29 PM

    You and those chemicals Dave :)

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  6. Jon5/8/08, 9:56 AM

    Works for me! (devilish grin)

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  7. Mike5/8/08, 3:28 PM

    Jon..the feet or the cup size? nevermind...I don't need to know that ;<)

    R. Michael

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  8. Unknown5/8/08, 6:34 PM

    michael, in case it wasn't more apparent, Jon is my husband. :) So probably.... both!

    Julie

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  9. Carrie5/8/08, 6:35 PM

    This is a hoot! I've never heard of growing in your forties. You definitely break the mold, Julie!

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  10. Mike5/8/08, 8:51 PM

    LOL...I did know that. I was just being "cheeky" as the Brits would say.

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